God twerks in mysterious ways

thecircumcisedmaleobsession:

Fan submission pics of 21 year old straight Air Force guy from Fairfax, CA

What they said about the pics: He’s a  sexy Pacific Islander.

I fell in love instantly with that million dollar smile!

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beyoncebeytwice:

WHERE DOES THE PEEN GO WHEN BOYS DO SPLITS

it momentarily shifts through the fourth dimension and then as the legs close it phases back into ours

  • me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
  • me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

my neighbour’s dog has been barking for literally 15 minutes straight. 

devildoll:

You guys if Deucalion really is blind I would pay 5 million dollars for him to say, the first time he encounters Stiles, “And which one are you? You smell delicious.”

In front of Derek.

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